Hello, I'm The Cannabis Gardener but you can call me Ron.
My name is Ron. I live in Southern California with my wife and doggie, and I grow my own legal backyard cannabis. I used to work in Aerospace but after nearly two decades of grinding it out, I decided the long hours and conservative environment just weren't happening for me anymore. I was growing my own weed and enjoying its pleasures yet I couldn't share my love of cannabis gardening with anyone for fear of getting fired. So I quit instead. Now I help my wife with her business and volunteer in my spare time. Oh, and now that cannabis has been legalized in California, I teach people how to grow marijuana in their backyard gardens. For free.
Do you want to grow your own backyard Cannabis?
If you want to grow your own legal outdoor weed then you've come to the right place! I've been growing legal backyard cannabis for the past few years but I don't know a single other person who grows weed. Not one. I had to teach myself how to grow by slogging through internet forums, reading marijuana-growing websites, and asking questions online which often gave me two or more opposing answers. Well, I eventually figured it all out and now I want to teach you how to legally grow your own outdoor cannabis.
Great Ron, I want to grow monster indoor hydroponic marijuana plants that blast me off to the moon! Can you show me?
Well hold on there sir! The only cannabis I have experience growing is outdoor cannabis. I've never grown indoor weed and I'm really not interested in growing it. I only grow ganja for family, friends, and myself. The marijuana I grow is part of my normal gardening routine and it grows organically in soil I've mixed myself, right next to my onions, cherry tomatoes, Thai Basil and other goodies. Of course, if you know anything about cannabis you know that it grows large enough to feed a family of four for an entire year, with leftovers for the neighbors. Seriously, my one outdoor marijuana harvest consisting of 3-4 plants lasts me throughout the year until I'm ready to grow again. If that's something that excites you then stick around because you're really going to enjoy growing your own cannabis. If you only want to grow mind-twisting hydroponic space weed from the planet Juniper, I can't help you with that because it's just not interesting to me. I love weed the way nature intended, grown in organic soil without chemical nutrients. I almost love growing weed more than smoking it. Almost.
Ron, I'm new to Cannabis but California legalization has made me curious about it.
You, sir or ma'am, are exactly who I want to help! Navigating the cannabis landscape is confusing and time-consuming. Knowing where to buy legal cannabis, which marijuana strains to use for migraines, whether to smoke it or vape it, that stuff is really difficult to pin down and chances are you'll have a stoner giving you bad advice. Don't get me wrong I love stoners, but my military background taught me to pay attention to detail and I've personally experienced the frustration of being given really bad advice from a pot dispensary.
How do you avoid being misled by bad stoner advice? By legally growing your own personal cannabis, that's how! I'm serious when I say you will love it, and trust me when I tell you there's nothing in the world like smoking your own weed. You grew it in your own backyard, by your own hand. What could possibly top that?
I'm ready Ron. Take me to your Cannabis garden.
Be my guest, friend. Feel free to browse around, but if you're completely new to growing legal cannabis you'll want to head to my Get Started Growing Cannabis page and we'll go from there. Are you excited yet? I hope so, because I'm excited for you. You're about to learn a skill that not many people have: How to grow Marijuana organically. Saddle up partner!
For my own safety, I gotta pull the dick move. I'm warning you!
My website is only for use by people who live in a state where it is legal for them to cultivate marijuana for personal use. You are solely responsible for what you grow. I grow my own marijuana, legally and for my own personal use, in California where it is legal. Have I said legal enough? If you are not legally allowed to grow marijuana, you must turn back immediately. Hit the x button in the top-right corner of your browser window. Never return and consider Jesus in your life. If you've already considered Jesus, now is the time to double-down. If it is not legal to grow and use cannabis where you live, I refuse to help you. Please leave.
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